i'm taking over today's confessional because i can do stuff like that.
actually…it's because i'm guest posting over on The Daily Tay. i thought that if The Daily Tay readers pop over here and see something from me, it might entice them to stick around a little longer. yes?

so, sticking with the confessional theme…i'm bringing the heat and spilling some more secrets.

as always, if any of you fine gals have a confessional list or confessional story you want to share here on September FARM just shoot me an e-mail and we'll get you scheduled to take over on a saturday coming up very soon!

one more order of business - in all the excitement of taking over The Daily Tay today…i'm offering 30% off all my ad spots. that's fun! just enter the code TAY30 and you're all set.

now…for the confessions -

1 | i like to watch the biggest loser on my iPad while i run on the treadmill. i find their sweat very motivating…plus i know i'm not working as hard as they are and that makes me feel a little better about the pain i'm enduring.

2 | sometimes (more often than i would like to admit) i read my own blog posts. i laugh and smile and nod my head…because i'm pretty funny. seriously…i think i'm my blog's biggest fan.

3 | i have a draft post written all about my stripper roommate in college and how i ended up at a strip club with my high school teacher. it's a doozy. i can't wait for the perfect moment to post it.

4 | i find cats terribly disgusting. i think it's the hairballs they cough up. the way they clean themselves. how smug they look all the time. they just seem bitchy…and i'm not into that.

5 | when i was 12-ish i was convinced i'd make it to london at some point in time and make prince william fall in love with me. it could happen…

6 | maybe that's when my inflated self-esteem began and drove me to be in a pageant almost 10 years later.
7 | one time when my farmer and i were still boyfriend and girlfriend i broke up with him over the phone. that night (around 1 am) i drove over an hour to the farm and snuck into his house. i scared the sh*t out of him and still managed to talk him into getting back together with me.
8 | we found another mouse this morning. it was at the foot of the stairs hunched over. i was carrying kaye in my arms and when i saw it, screamed, and immediately ran up the stairs to notify our farmer. he was home in less than five minutes. upon arrival, there was that mouse. all hunched over in the same exact spot. was it dead? was it asleep? my farmer trapped it with a box and carried it outside to one of our fields. all of a sudden we're super humane. when he released it, it just stood there and shook some more. my theory? it ate all the peanut butter on the traps and clearly had an allergic reaction. he's as good as dead without an epi pen or something.

9 | my hair breaks off in chunks every few years. it's very concerning. it just did it again recently so i bought clip-in extensions. i had them dyed, blended and everything. i feel fancy when i wear them. they freak my farmer out.
10 | i freak a little (in a very good way) every time my blog gets an ad sale. i immediately text or call my farmer to let him know that yes, i too can bring in some mula. granted, at this point, i spend more on my blog than what is actually coming in…but i see it as an investment, right? they day my blog is in the green is the day my farmer is going to eat his words, kiss my feet, and ask for forgiveness for making fun of me for thee + years.

and because i love you. because i feel like we're all friends. because i appreciate each and every person that reads my blog or leaves a comment or thinks about clicking one of the many links i post…get yourself entered to win a $20 starbucks gift card.

please think of me fondly each time you're sipping your glorious iced latte, whole milk, easy on the ice.