we're in tex-ass! yes-sir-ee. where the houses are big but the hats are even bigger.

the farmer and i ventured off the farm, hopped a plane and arrived yesterday. we are here to visit farmer's cousin, pete and his lov-er-ly wife, nicole. we call pete "big oil." he works for haliburton. they go hand in hand.

and just so y'all know...it's HOT in texas. H.O.T. but guess who made it just a little hotter?

my farmer. enjoy.

is it okay to put a disclaimer at the bottom of a post? yes? okay.

DISCLAIMER: the content in this post may be offensive, lude, speedo-rific, and ooze with hotness. you've been warned.